Bitch bumped

When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.

Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.

Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person

Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.

by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .

“You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!

by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023