Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
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Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.
"hey where is Brandon"
"he is braking his computer because he just died in R6"
by MontagnefromR6 March 03, 2020
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Brandon

nicotine and weed addicted teenager whos addicted to fortnite
He is such a Brandon
by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019
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A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor
Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s
by Blackmanorwhiteman July 31, 2018
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Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.
He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.
by Nick Fukqu November 02, 2020
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a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously
Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"
by Jt425 July 19, 2009
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A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
by asif333 May 16, 2008
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