Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.
by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man
by Brandon.. November 9, 2020

Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.
“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
by Koalabear April 7, 2020

person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023

A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
by I am me! March 25, 2023

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
by 8487 September 2, 2022

Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.
by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023
