backyard bandit

backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.

derives from the separate definitions

1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff

they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.

best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up

man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on

oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time

Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!

jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?

by b-rad tizzle June 2, 2009

backyardigans

A children's show played on nickelodeon that makes a very sorry attempt at creating an image of equal representation for negroes, mexican'ts, and homo's.

Obama loves teaching young kids to watch the Backyardigans!...for obvious reasons.

by Tio Tony December 20, 2008

Backyard Wack

Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.

I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

backyard creeper

A strain of cannabis that is attributed by its high creeping up on you and then hitting like a brick wall.

Characteristics of this weed are:
Distinctive red hairs
A potent smell when smoked

Dude...I took a sick rip of this backyard creeper off Kyle's bong.

by Adam Michealson March 29, 2007

bracketfucked

To have your entry in an office pool or bracket, particularly for the NCAA men's basketball tournament, become worthless because one of your teams lost much earlier than anticipated.

That Georgetown game completely bracketfucked me. I had them winning the whole tournament, so I have no chance of winning money now.

by NobodyYouKnow724 March 19, 2010

David Brackett

An annoying person with bad hair and glasses. Thinks he can beat anyone in a fight. Idiot

David Bracketts an idiot.

by Randomdude1233 January 18, 2017

brack

the combination of the colors black and brown; usually used as a color of hair; used by a Joshyboyyy frequently

Dude, I hate how my hair is brack

by StickyRiceBall March 7, 2010