Bong Rage

Bong rage refers to the frustration/annoyance, which often leads to yelling and becoming unreasonable, that a human adult will suffer when they have not consumed the daily recommended bong intake for the day.

Raeleene: I'm sick of this shit! Everything's fucking filthy and I can smell something that stinks!
Alfred: dude chill, you just have bong rage.

Raeleene: lol, tru

by Glusniffa April 26, 2016

Bong Ramen

Low quality weed. Like ramen, it fills the bowl, but provides little other incentive for consumption.

dude do you have any good weed? All I've got is this crappy bong ramen.

by 3volver March 19, 2011

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

by acidbrn October 25, 2015

Shong-Bong

A morph of the words Shong a long and Bong which mean Penis and Drug container but mainly points at marijuana or drugs in general. Shong-Bong means Dick Drug which is Viagra.

John: Helen did you see my Shong-Bong?
Helen: I threw it out
John: Damnit Helen

by hagrido March 9, 2018

savings bong

a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.

"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."

by DavyJonesCcrossBones May 12, 2011

Bong Tree

This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.

'They sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree grows'

by Heidy B May 21, 2006