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Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"
by 80esprit December 14, 2008
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Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.
Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?
by browndinner May 14, 2013
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slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
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foreskin blast

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"
by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021
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tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.
man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then
by King Smurf November 13, 2018
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Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011
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