Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".

This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...

by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011

The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

Bitch Bender

n. one who possess the power to bend a bitch with their chi. this may only be done with the use of an element. the elements consist of the following: air, water, earth, and fire. very few humans are born with the power to bitch bend.

Air Bitch Bender will use his chi and his mind to levitate a female in the air 3 meters and perform downward dog.

Water Bitch Bender will have the power to propel the female skimming over the water in the missionary position, as if he was riding her like flipper.

by PC a water bitch bender July 19, 2010

Beneath the sky

Brutal Band,better than suicide silence,Sex(No....wait,Sex is Mind blowing),Will make your ears bleed to death because they're like a never ending symphony of hardcore Vocals.
There most Brutal Albums Are "The day The Music Died"
And "What Demons Do To Saints"
Bring me the horizon,Suicide Silence,Slipknow(Who shouldn't even be considered Brutal...since they're for faggot ass scene kids and only have lables because faggot ass scene kids buy there shit because their parents touch them at night)

BTS Fan1-Dude,Did you check out last night's Live Show,Beneath The Sky Rocked Hard!

BTS Fan2-Hells to the motherfucking yeah,man!I couldn't stand up straight for shit!,They Fucking Skull Fucked The Shit Out My Ears With Fucking "Respect For The Dead"

Faggot Ass Scene-Omgz,I Lovez There Hair,It's The SeXXX!

Bts fan 1 & 2-*Impale him with butter knife on a broom*Bitch ass pussy ass motherfucker.

by HorrorPunkFanKidX777X December 13, 2009

gender-bender

When you go on a prolonged spree of acting like the opposite gender, only to then remark that you were just on a bender

Man: Was on a real gender-bender this weekend wearing lip stick and panties.

by killfukmary November 19, 2014

bensel

Other term for Ecstacy..

Danmmm niggaaa wee be benselin up in this bitch......

OR

Oscar: Heyy foo, u kno were to get some bensels pills...

Warren G: Yea foo, 80 for 10... Imm hookin u up foo, cuz ur a homie..

Oscar: Okay thanks bro, i'll be hittin u up...

Warren G: Alright then foo, laters..

by jeff hydro January 12, 2010

Beansed

Noone knows the true origins of the word however the term Beansed roughly means being either screwed and or slightly intoxicated.

However.. if you are Beansed and Bonsed you are likely to be highly intoxicated and or in quite a pickle

boys, im beansed and bonsed rn..

same

by dev11111 January 4, 2020