Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 17, 2022

Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017

chong basket

1. a woman's vagina. 2. a woman who indulges in multiple sex partners. 3. a woman who steals another's boyfriend.

1. When the cheerleader did a cartwheel we all saw her chong basket. 2/3. There is a STD epidemic in our town because Mary is such a chong basket.

by Bortas January 15, 2011

Banana basket

when a lesbian wants pussy

Can you bust that banana basket for me 😲 or Let me get a piece of that banana basket

by les8888 December 28, 2020

Basket Case

Basket Case

An outer shell or box for your basket.

Billy: Our basket's gettin' busted!

Billy's Grandpa:
Son, it's about time we get a new basket case.

by Docter J December 4, 2017

Cringe basket

Someone very cringe or a group of people very cringe

Friend. I got an app called musicly and I already made 5

Me. U a cringe basket

by Jay 👌💯 February 14, 2017