Chinese Bake-Away

The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:

1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world

The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.

A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."

by Faulkling September 8, 2008

G Bake

A good friend who enjoys to get baked (stoned,high) with you and or mutual friends.

Your going to meet up with a friend and you know your going to shout him/her a joint so you would greet them with "whats up G Bake"?

by skate-baker-for-life-91 January 12, 2011

Easy Bake Oven

When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.

That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!

by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011

easy bake baby oven

A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.

Megan is going to be James and I's easy bake baby oven. Who say's gays shouldn't have kids?

by the joshbob August 17, 2009

Flake & Bake

Smoking marijuana during a snowstorm

Bro, were getting 12 inches tonight, come over and lets flake & bake.

by TURTSQIK February 25, 2010

Big Bake

Doesn't know why the N-word is racist

Big Bake don't know the nword

by NotBigBake August 15, 2018

dream-bake

your ideal high

man, my dream-bake when I smoke weed is when i can feel feel all fuzzy and trippy, but not freak out!

by Pinsang January 11, 2011