a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger
"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"
by Jonas Jakobsen January 11, 2009
Get the Cheesy Bagel mug.A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.
I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.
by Richard™ February 20, 2007
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Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.
Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"
by Darren Miller November 5, 2007
Get the Sneak Badger mug.When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.
by Peter Joseph Cryns January 31, 2009
Get the chicken baerga mug.The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.
Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"
by lightningx37 April 17, 2010
Get the tit badger mug.When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.
Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.
That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?
That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?
by GunghoJoe July 1, 2011
Get the throat bagel mug.1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.
by Golden Eagle Public Relations October 8, 2011
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