backseat

A really, really bad thing, person, situation or experience.

You've got arrested for a DUI yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?!

That's totally backseat, man

by Mario Bruno December 18, 2006

backseat face

Someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. Works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.

Friend 1: "Hey Erica said she wants to ride shotgun"

Friend 2: "Well not in my car she got that backseat face"

Both get a good laugh "hahahaha"

by youngdre May 22, 2008

Backed up woman

A girl that is involved with another man, she is taken, off the market, unavailable.

John: Hey dude, check that bird out at the bar in the purple dress
Dan: Yer i know mate she is hot
John: I'll see if she wants a drink
Dan: Nahh mate shes a backed up woman (or just backed up)
John: For fucks sake!

by kanerockgod March 12, 2009

apple-backed

The act of shoving an apple down the back of someone's shirt, causing them to have an apple humped back.

Ahh man, I can't believe you just apple-backed me again!

by Golden Delicious The Second January 8, 2009

Backie

A person who has been a member of Youtube within 1 year(s) of the timing of its creation. This person may or may not be famous or charting in Youtube's standard. Nevertheless, the term 'backie' is a slang word coined to show meaning to the long term member of Youtube.

Did you see that backie's video?
Fred and Smosh are total backies.

by The Capo Experience June 15, 2011

Backseat Gamer

Dumbass bitch that keeps speaking when I am playing.

Backseat gamer: Oh my gosh, you are so bad, why didn't you shoot him
Gamer: Shut the fuck up, you're already fucking dead

by BOTDAVISH May 30, 2022

Backpedaling

Backpedaling is a fun, but dangerous activity. To backpedal, one must run backwards. That makes it dangerous because you can't see what is ahead of you in the direction you are running. The writer of this definition broke his wrist while preforming this exercise on the day this definition was written.

In P.E, we were backpedaling around the gym. I tripped, and broke my wrist.

by Iggsman September 20, 2013