The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.
Dude: I hate you
Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend
Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend
by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019
Get the Austinmug. The type of guy that you'll struggle with erasing from your mind no matter how hard you try because everything will bring you back to the thought of him
Looks/ acts serious and emotionless when giving off this tough guy act but hides his sweet and sensitive side within himself until he actually needs to show it
The one in the group who listens to the others at the table but still chooses to stay silent even though he has a lot to say
Is a loyal and reliable friend once you two start hanging out more and more but you'll always have to be cautious and considerate when it comes to the words and actions you exchange with him in order to avoid misunderstandings and arguments because he can easily cut the connection cord whenever he wants without hesitating,once he leaves he's not at all concerned about what he left behind
Gives a variety of people a chance and fill their life with a purpose
He makes every moment lead to another one and make you feel like you just can't escape life
Makes all of the bad things not seem so wrong when he does them
*Try your best not to lose him because once you do you'll feel like you broke a habit of yours and not know how to live without him*
Looks/ acts serious and emotionless when giving off this tough guy act but hides his sweet and sensitive side within himself until he actually needs to show it
The one in the group who listens to the others at the table but still chooses to stay silent even though he has a lot to say
Is a loyal and reliable friend once you two start hanging out more and more but you'll always have to be cautious and considerate when it comes to the words and actions you exchange with him in order to avoid misunderstandings and arguments because he can easily cut the connection cord whenever he wants without hesitating,once he leaves he's not at all concerned about what he left behind
Gives a variety of people a chance and fill their life with a purpose
He makes every moment lead to another one and make you feel like you just can't escape life
Makes all of the bad things not seem so wrong when he does them
*Try your best not to lose him because once you do you'll feel like you broke a habit of yours and not know how to live without him*
*Group talks*
*Austin lightly opens the door to the gymnasium and slowly walks over to the bleachers*
Girl 1:"Here comes Austin"
Girl:"Well I stuttered with him too much last time so now you can talk to him for the both of us
Girl 2:*Gets off the bleachers*
*Austin softly smiles at girl 2 then walks over to her before she gets away*
Austin:*Motions for girl 2 to come back and sit beside him
Girl 2:*Sits back down*
Austin:"Where were you going?"
Austin:"I wanted to give this to you"
Austin:*Takes out a bag of chips*
Girl 2:"Oh"
*Austin lightly opens the door to the gymnasium and slowly walks over to the bleachers*
Girl 1:"Here comes Austin"
Girl:"Well I stuttered with him too much last time so now you can talk to him for the both of us
Girl 2:*Gets off the bleachers*
*Austin softly smiles at girl 2 then walks over to her before she gets away*
Austin:*Motions for girl 2 to come back and sit beside him
Girl 2:*Sits back down*
Austin:"Where were you going?"
Austin:"I wanted to give this to you"
Austin:*Takes out a bag of chips*
Girl 2:"Oh"
by LastChoice December 9, 2017
Get the Austinmug. by Yeh yet April 19, 2018
Get the Austinmug. Austin is usally a drug dealer. You dont want to mess with to many Austins, not because they will fight because they will steal everything you got. Austins usally only steal from kids and sell them drugs. If you are a half strong person you shouldn't worry about Austin fighting you, there always scared. Austins are bad friends and people so they usally are not verry popular.
by Real.One.420 October 25, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by Wolfyanimegirl October 27, 2018
Get the Austinmug. is the best boyfriend in the world.even though he may not know it he is the best thing that can happen to any one he also makes a great friend . he is so sweet and kind and nice and can make u life even when he does not try to . that is an austin
by Lady cloud September 24, 2018
Get the austinmug. A relatively nice friend, that has autism, who is always flirting with at least 10 other girls while acting gay to his friends. He is always Hewitted people.
by Timmy the God November 16, 2018
Get the Austinmug.