A description of a Colombian guy who thinks he can sweet talk his way out of anything. He thinks he’s smarter than everyone and will flirt with anything that moves to fulfill his selfish, narcissistic needs. He uses his Latin roots as an excuse for his flirting and secret phone calls with his ‘family’.
by @mko April 09, 2019
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kid made of chocolat very small eyes and never does his stupid homework why we dont know why but who cares
by Marcel Levers December 12, 2007
A lovable, kissable Colombian. Tall, tan, and handsome, this species of male is an endangered species and tends to mate with those named Vanessa. Andre's are highly stingy and are usually well..yeah you know what I'm talking 'bout. If you're named Andre, well, you're pretty damn sexy. You're the whole package, broski.
Girl: "Wow, you're so big. Is your name Andre?"
Andre: "Yes, yes it is."
-explosions and fireworks go off due to awesomeness;
Andre: "Yes, yes it is."
-explosions and fireworks go off due to awesomeness;
by The Lovely Girlfriend. November 27, 2012
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by Bob the balla February 24, 2009
i'll pray andre matos
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration
by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005