bald head scaliwag

a bitch who does not have any hair and wears wigs to cover it up.

bald head scaliwag, aint got no hair in back. gelled up weaved up, that girl looks fucked up.

by Straight trill July 7, 2009

Bald man in the sky

a charismatic name for a certain director when they ascend in a scissor lift to “critique” the marching band

Look Look it’s the bald man in the sky he’s rising

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023

Bald Headed Squirrell

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut

Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.

by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011

bald bottom bomb

When you get you partner to shave your asshole.then you bend over there face them laying down yank your balls apart to resemble wings and yell bombs away as you shit on there face.

Lastnight i got the biggest bombs away bald bottom bomb ive ever seen! His shit was so long it was still in his ass when it hit my face.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

bald retard

A hairless anime loving degenerate and the greatest twitch.tv streamer known as moonmoon no_w

www.twitch.tv/moonmoon

I can't believe that bald retard has the most tier 3 subs on twitch

by chairman_lmao January 3, 2020

bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y, December 10, 2008

BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009