Can't be assed

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

absence

satans curse on man kind,

When chicks won't put out.

Example of absence:Riverside.

by BIG DADDY DOUGH July 11, 2006

Abused Pelicans

The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.

Joe: Who are we playing today?

Steve: The Abused Pelicans.

Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.

Steve: Why?

Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.

by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011

hot assed be-atch

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.

"That Jude law is one hot assed be-atch!"

by hannah February 8, 2005

assed

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

by KorbenD February 28, 2005

Tight Assed

When everyone keeps good/fun things to do on the down low, such as a good house party.

Theres never anything to do cause everyone around here is so tight assed all the time

by pctvguy March 16, 2008

half assed

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.

Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.

by AndrewL957 November 4, 2007