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Jasper

Shanice : damm I love Jasper

Greg Paul: same he’s got massive balls
by Iwiebejkdidiejwhehduieiwbehiwo January 16, 2022
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Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.
Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15
by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023
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The Jaspers

its a popular group of friends everybody likes them
stranger 1: OMG I HEARD THE JASPERS ARE COMING TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL!!

stranger 2: OMG REALLY!!
by jaylin.mari3 November 10, 2019
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jasper

jasper means a very awesome person that has the longest toenails that can reach the ends of all of the infinite universe's!
Person 1: "Man thats guys toenails are long!
Person 2: "not as long as jaspers
by poiborb April 21, 2023
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Jasper De Lange

Een randdebiel / flapdrol / oetlul / hansworst
Die jongen is een echte Jasper De Lange, ocharme.
by Jappiejaap May 30, 2020
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jasper★ (jazbur★)

jasper★ or jazbur★ is the coolest and just best person in general. this has been scientifically proven so there's no denying it. i do not have any proof to back that statement up whatsoever but i am speaking the truth, trust me.
you're the best! you're extremely kind and really cool, you're just like jasper★ (jazbur★)
by niko. February 16, 2021
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Jasper

Did LA give up too much to get a guy who has been labeled soft, although he puts up 19 and 9, which 11 other guys do?"

"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
Jasper has no games whatsoever...
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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