full flop

The act of using flip flops as one's sole choice of footwear for an extended period of time.

This weekend at the beach is going to be great. Forget shoes, I'm going full flop.

by Robin B. August 12, 2011

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them

GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.

by Not augie April 18, 2017

Hoodgie Flop

When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!

My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.

by Giabella January 9, 2013

Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).

"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."

by Crazylson September 30, 2009

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018