Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

Scooter

A precious wholesome babbeyy who is married to spirit . She is an amazing artist and is cute as heck. Scooter takes inspiration from artists like lavendertowne. Spirit loves her more than life itself. They were married by owo on discord on April Sunday night of the 12th. Their official wedding will be in the server Scooter's Vibe Squad. Just remember Scooter is cute as heck and is adorable, and is an art god. Also she is spirit's so back off.

A convo between Scooter and Spirit
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Spirit: ily
Scooter: ilytt
Spirit: ilym
Scooter: 😳💕❤♥💘💗💞💖💗💗💖💖💞💘❤💕

by milki3 April 14, 2020

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7

Electric scooter is kewl 🛵

by Knmagor October 22, 2022

angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010

Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top

Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her

by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019

E-Scooter

Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.

After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.

by R3publican January 13, 2023