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Kevin

Someone who doesn't have enough brain cells to know where he/she is on the political compass.
So you believe everything you hear? You're such a Kevin.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.
by MrWiseGuy02 October 25, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is a god at cod he's so beautiful and handsome and nice. He will stalk you in your closet though so watch out. Other than that he's pretty cool.
My brothers name is kevin!
by Sophia bee September 21, 2020
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Kevin

Sometimes smart but usually think that they know everything, they usually are very sensitive and cant seem to take jokes pretty lightly. They are mostly bati boys and are very sarcastic.
by ThatBoiEnglish October 6, 2019
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Kevin

A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.

He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.

When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.

But he CAN be nice though.
(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"
by Autistic ginger April 8, 2020
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Kevin

A Kevin is a german slang term for someone very stupid. They are usually pretty clumsy and don’t get anything at all.
I didn’t know dogs were mammals”
Of course, you Kevin!”
by theswoonspoon June 2, 2019
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Kevin

an absolute dumbass who half time time has an entitled family
Why do you like him so much, he sounds like a Kevin
by haha this is name May 14, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is that guy you meet in every school, fat, plays fortnite, and has a friend make fun of him on this website, BTW SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS.

regards

zunic that skinny boi that always gets triggered come get me back
oh look hes playing fortnite and screaming

must be a kevin
by zunic July 10, 2019
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