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Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt
Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww
by bubble.chald January 16, 2020
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Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.
Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!
by jay gee March 1, 2020
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Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s
by Yhcaep December 13, 2023
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Barney

a dinosaur who magically comes to life and is disguised as a little dinosaur toy. he was great
barney is great
by forever.tdm November 22, 2018
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Barney Bryant

The best at any game he plays
Barney Bryant is so good at games he got me
by Mr memeer November 12, 2019
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Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.
The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney
by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008
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Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.
"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."
by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016
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