Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt

Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww

by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Barney

a dinosaur who magically comes to life and is disguised as a little dinosaur toy. he was great

barney is great

by forever.tdm November 22, 2018

Barney Bryant

The best at any game he plays

Barney Bryant is so good at games he got me

by Mr memeer November 12, 2019

Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.

The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney

by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008

Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016