whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

Beluga Whale

Term to use when one is going to be having sex and does not want to be interrupted. Usually used in college dorms to warn ones roommate.

Dude, Jack is totally tapping some ass in there. His door says Beluga Whale.

by UW-Madison Swenson house September 20, 2009

whale sex

2 extremely fat people engaging in sexual intercourse. Therefor looking like 2 large whales having sex.

That damn porno had two fat bitches having whale sex, and it made me puke

by apollo9776 August 17, 2006

pandemonium whale

n.- term denoting the absurdity or craziness of an event. related to insanity manatee, but not by birth, because they are different species.
Background: coined after two friends saw a child dressed in a whale outfit, wreaking havoc.

A: "You won't believe who I saw today. Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street!"
B: "Insanity manatee!"
A: "Pandemonium whale!"
B: "Totally...."

by May November 23, 2004

mong-whale

someone who is fat as well as being retarded

fuck off you smelly mong-whale

by william munro July 23, 2008

Hella Whale

Anything you want it to mean. If someone asks why you said it or what it means, you have to say "just do it."

guy 1: dude, i just made a new song on mixcraft.

guy 2: thats song is hella whale.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just do it.

by Anonymous 57 February 23, 2009

Whale eye

The same as "side eye"

To look at someone out of the corner of your eye usually because they said some dumb shit.

When she told me she was a virgin, I pursed my lips and gave her the whale eye

by ricardoduck July 28, 2009