When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.
On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.
by Felicia Fancybottom July 30, 2009
A cool boy who is smart and is athletic. Usually an over achiever and works hard in school. Most times he will come close to all A's but always gets one B
by Retly March 09, 2017
the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.
Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!
Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010
The act of finding Washington on the One Dollar Bill attracive, therefore having a cricle jerk with some friends and unloading on his face on the One Dollar Bill as if you were doing it to him in person.
by Yung baby face Killa May 30, 2007
The act of when a chick gives a guy a blowjob and the guy cums all over the girls face, then the two people make out and then the guy sticks his fist up the woman's vagina and while she's honking during that, the guy shits in her mouth
by Cars let October 26, 2016
by Craiggers March 29, 2004
While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
by Calxn February 23, 2012