Warting

(verb) to pass gas in the midst of masturbation
portmanteau of the verbs: 'to wank' and 'to fart'

I honestly couldn't believe it myself, but he likes warting

by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

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Warning Day

10/3, you can get warned for anything that you say that can break the rules.

Usually Warnings happen like this,
Person 1: INSERT NSFW
Moderator 1: Omg!! Warned

This is what happens on Warning Day,
Person 1: INSERT NSFW AGAIN
Moderator 1: Permanent Ban!!~~

by Urmomgayyayya October 3, 2021

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Warping

I am warping

by Mamalan April 19, 2022

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Warning week

Warning week is a week at school where they dring metal detectorss, drug dogs, and a lot of cops to the campus. They use it to try to scare kids into not bringing their stuff.

Todays Warning week be careful and dont bring your cart to school.

by RandomDruggie September 26, 2022

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1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

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Worming

Oculolinctus, also known as "worming," is the act of licking someone's eyeball for sexual pleasure.

It's weirdly more common than you'd think.

MrSleepyPeople opens womens eyeballs and "worms" them and posts videos of it on Youtube, while commenters egg him on.

Person A: "Hey, before we start, I just wanna let you know I'm into worming people."
Person B: "Oh, ew! Give me my glasses back, you weirdo!"

by kimobloop June 21, 2023

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