bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.

Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.

by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024

Whooped

- (adj.) - Slang. Describing a person or situation that is severely burnt out, excessively messed up, or outrageously ridiculous in a negative manner. Often used to convey a sense of exhaustion, decay, or extreme disarray. Originated in Kern County.

Her actions at the party were so whooped; she trashed the place and started a huge argument for no reason.

"After days of partying without rest, he looked completely whooped."

by M1nxH@cker777 July 24, 2024

Cool Whooping

A new fad that's catching on by upper middle class white kids who think their the shit by doing something bad. Basically what they do is buy a container of cool whip and shit in it. Then they shake it up and get it all mixed up in there, put on somebodys door step, ring the doorbell, and run. They can't even think of a clever name. They tried combining cool whip and poop.

Kid #1: Lets go cool whooping!

Kid #2: Alright! I really gotta shit too.

by Drag0nSlay3r69 September 15, 2012

whoop whoop shoop la doop

Something people say when they are bored.

Babe: "Whoop whoop shoop la doop!"
Me: "What?"
Babe: "I dont know I'm bored."

by DrMika October 15, 2014

whooped

A word Arrow told me on Teamspeak.

Arrow whooped at night.

by xyzpeter July 24, 2017

wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively April 5, 2016

Whooped

A term that describes men who were turned into their wife's submissive boy toys.

Guy 1: Isn't that Larry with Susan?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she whooped him into shape!

by Chuli-P January 13, 2024