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Bareback Vulcan Punch

A particularly violent cross between doing it bareback and a donkey punch. For the uninitiated, this means the act of having sex doggy style and then punching the girl in the back of the head.
Things got a little boring between me and Melissa so I Bareback Vulcan Punched her. I haven't talked to her since.
by GinnahMan August 25, 2013
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Marius Valvatne

I just saw Marius Valvatne. He is cooler than Samuel
by Safyhater May 12, 2022
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Vulvasaur

1)Shawn O'B
2)An insult to someone who doesn't know what a vulva is
Quit being a Vulvasaur Shawn.
by M.F.T October 16, 2008
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Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous

A holiday that takes place on the first of November, created by Titsiffulus the Bodacious.

It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
by Kourtney T. November 20, 2007
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Vulcan

You get a blow job when your throwing up
When Your Sick And Need Some Pleasure
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Vulvating

A reference in slang to a Man who acts like a vascalating Pussy aka a part of the Womens private anatomy as the Vulvula. A mans in ability to make a decision under pressure in front of his fireinds or family don't finally conceeds to someone else doing it.

Created during a Road trip between four Brother-in laws, where one called the other a valvating Pussy after he could not decide which way to turn on a open highway under pressure..
Come on Bob...give me a decision you Vulvating Pussy.....
by ManDoor April 21, 2005
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Vulvatunity

A portmanteau that describes a Gentleman's chances of enjoying lady lips. Not to be confused with the word "Eggnog" as it quite clearly has nothing to do with it.
"You had any luck tonight Tarquin?"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
by Frank Jeans November 5, 2016
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