virtual prostitution

An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.

What do you do for work Abby?

I do virtual prostitution for all my horny fans.

by mcmurraythenigglet May 25, 2023

You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.

Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"

by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023

Virtual boy

A failed Nintendo console that everyone drags on, Putting Flaws aside like the headaches and small game library, its actually pretty good with worthwhile games on it.

Person 1: the virtual boy was the worst console ever!
Person 2: god you are such a sheep. Form your own opinions

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."

Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Virtual Hug

Includes of singing voice messages

Zay needs to send a virtual hug

by Avery is right May 21, 2024

virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality

Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

virtual retard

by wireheadbro January 18, 2026