The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, A sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen, then ride each other bare back.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Viking

Term used when someone does not have the best sanitary habits.

Man , that dude stinks, he’s a Viking.

by EJSman October 24, 2019

Viking-shame

To shame people who have been vikinized (i.e. people who suffer from viking fever)

Woman 1: I really like this guy, he has these viking vibes!
Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!

Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!

by Uncomfortable viking October 28, 2022

Viking Burial

Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.

Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?

Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.

Person 1: Niceeee

by LOlItSTrUe June 12, 2020

viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022