Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
Get the jack veganmug. My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.
by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015
Get the Vegan Treaclemug. by bitchardson February 13, 2020
Get the almost veganmug. The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020
Get the Vegan Suicidemug. by Gucci tihyler December 30, 2019
Get the Vegan vibesmug. by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018
Get the Vegan microwavemug. by Str0be January 13, 2017
Get the sexual veganmug.