Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

vegan tax

The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.

Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.

by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019

jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.

Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.

by feetoid September 21, 2017

Vegan vibes

Someone who really puts off that whole "i dont eat animals" vibe.

"damn shes really puts off vegan vibes"
"yea bro she doesnt eat Animals"

by Gucci tihyler December 30, 2019

almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.

“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”

by bitchardson February 13, 2020

Casual Vegan

Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.

Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.

Friend 1: Yeah it is.

Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.

Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.

Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.

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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.

Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.

Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.

by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 16, 2020

Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020