viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, Is a sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen. then ride one another bareback.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, A sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen, then ride each other bare back.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Vike

A Vike is a member of the "Inferior" race. Also most commonly referred to as "The Underilk"

"John drives like Vike." "I hate Vikes" "Kill all Vikes"

by Gotterton March 15, 2024

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021