vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, Is a sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen. then ride one another bareback.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

Vike

Vike is the kindest person you'll come across. He is patient and sweet.

Most importantly he is the most good looking person and sexy in everything he does. He is someone who'll make you want to be kinder and love.

Hi my name is VIKE

by Aandoahvenw November 24, 2021

Viking Hash

The tar you clean out from your bongs and pipes from marijuana use.

Don't tell me your cleaning out your bong and smoking that Viking Hash!

Fuck yeah dude! whatever gets me high!

Your fucked, you addict!

by doobie brothers x December 4, 2010

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

Viking

A tall hairy Thai man that is prepared to destroy anyone that comes in his way with his penis.

Viking raided a house full of women and destroyed all of them.

by MadarchodCibai November 23, 2021