Vahid

- has as much storage space as a PS1 memory card.
-repeats the same joke over and over again, until its so unfunny the joke its self has been outlawed in the EU.

- has no understanding of banter.
- can drown in the shower.

- immune against brain eating zombies.

- prone to hurting himself in the oddest ways.

- people would rather talk to PPI telesales.

- Interacting with him is like standing on an upturned plug everything 3 seconds

Person1: There is this guy at work and he is a right Vahid.

Person2: Oh no, you poor soul!

by BuckFizz83 May 14, 2015

Valadin

The female equivalent of a stud or a casanova. An impressive woman who has sex frequently or with multiple partners. A positive term for women who enjoy having sex

Person A: You see her, dude?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she fucks a lot
Person A: Dude, she's such a Valadin
Person B: Yeah, I know. That's awesome. Good for her.

by Nigel Dos September 13, 2020

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

Ella Valderemao

Ella Valderemao is a best friend and the people that she makes friends with will never give up on her they will always be there with her and help her through the rough Ella Valderemao is a super star!!!

ella valderemao is the worlds best person:)

by bob270 March 21, 2022

Vaiden

Vaiden is a stupid white boy name for a very nice person. Despite the fact that his parents probably drink non-pasteurized milk, Vaiden is funny, charismatic, and has a certain surfer boy charm about him. Be honest with him but don't bang him. He's probably not into that.

Vaiden plays guitar, so all the girls fall for him

by ihateroncollins November 27, 2015

Marc Valdes

1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.

Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.

by KZD1983 January 29, 2009

Valducci

Pronounced Val doo chee, Valducci is an exceptionally versatile word which can be used as both perjorative term for a man who behaves like a prick.

And if it is shotened to 'valduc' (val dooch) it becomes a term of endearment one might use among friends.

First usage - Steve: "Hey Coach, look Whitewolf just logged on, that guy is such a Valducci, he never shares medpacks, what a little gooch stroker."

Second usage: Coach Z: "Hey Whitewolf haven't seen you in ages, whats been happening Valduc?"

by The Padre September 15, 2010