I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Userals

South Bristolian term for "usuals", refering to individuals that frequently attend or gather at a specific location. Often used by female office staff that fail to make best use of a spell checker.

Who have we got tomorrow?

The userals.

by Coxford Dictionary March 15, 2021

user

someone who only sticks around to get something(always embarrassingly insignificant) they want from you, then leaves you so suddenly you feel your insides are being torn apart. it sucks but still happens a lot.

Dan: Ryan's so nice!!!
Oliver: He's not at all. He pretended to be my friend cause I always bought nice stuff for him.
Dan: Oh, he's a user.
Oliver: Nothing but.

by lovelygirl8 July 25, 2021

Potty user

A big stupid doo doo head who doesn't wear diapers and uses the potty!

Her "You cant wear diapers, those are only for babies!"
Me "Shut up potty user!"

by Chevyman95 August 30, 2025

Responsible do not disturb user

When someone turns dnd on and ignores you for weeks, and cries when you turn it on for a day. Because they are responsible with it.

Lukas: *Ignores you for 5 days"

Nigga: why are you not answering?

Lukas: *spam calls for 2 hours*

Nigga: turns on dnd

Lukas: turn off dnd you fucking retard.

Nigga: you do the same thing you coon

Lukas: I'm a responsible do not disturb user.

by gog111 November 23, 2025

user was baned from your channel

when you join a discord channel a mod comes and has 17 different mental breakdowns in the spanned of a second then will have you baned for a funny reason like No MeMeS iN gEnErAl while i am thinking ok how about in @everyone then get baned again and again

computer:user has joined your channel
computer:user was baned from your channel

me:umm im out of times i can set my clock to

by 100% a real human March 12, 2021