turkish lunchbox

when a female's breasts are pooped on and then she is wrapped up in a shower curtain

I cant believe you shit on the girls chest and then wrapped her in a shower curtian, what an awesome turkish lunchbox

by lunchbox giver October 4, 2008

Turks

Bunch of wankers who try and take another country's property.

Hide your iPod, those Turks over there are eyeing it.

by Anagnostis March 6, 2011

Turkish nightmare

1. The act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.

1. "dude we need to get Eric back for being an asshole, lets give him the Turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"

by JBook July 18, 2006

Turkish Firing Squad

A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .

Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!

by thekwafer December 25, 2010

Turkish Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that escape is very difficult, depending on the throw of only one particular number.

(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)

(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."

Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."

by Crater14 January 23, 2011

Turkish meat market

An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.

dude who forgot the pussy?
this place looks like a god dam Turkish meat market.

by Monsterricharddrager April 8, 2010

Turkish Belt Off

When 2 individuals of Turkish origin, decent and or affiliation settle their beef using their leather belts until one caves in, passes out, and or until death ensues. An ancient form of settling quarrels which has travelled through time and evolved into modern day society.

“Holy smoke did you see those 2 Turks go at each other with their freaking belts, wow what a sight. That was my first time watching a real life Turkish belt off, fuck yeah!”

“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”

“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”

by Boris Ze Sausage February 21, 2011