trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

Trouter

Trouter-(noun)- A person that joins a group on Facebook because it relates to them somehow, makes them feel like a part of a whole, or seems funny, and doesn't look at it again after joining.

"1,000,000 people to make a Dislike Button on Facebook"
*Join*
"Join this if you hate waiting in lines"
*Join*

Person B: CAN YOU STOP JOINING THESE GROUPS? YOUR SPAMMING MA NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCKING TROUTER.

by Etymology Clarification November 8, 2009

trouser fairy

a person who is the same sex that wants to get in your pants.

OMG it a trouser fairy. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

by darkmshadow February 21, 2010

Trousers

When you have dildo fun and use it on your mum.

"I'm going to have a trousers tonight," said Momin Rob.

by Curry man moses December 9, 2010

All talk and no trousers

A bloke who talks about having sex, but lacks the balls to do it.

"Dave keeps promising to give me a great sex session, but bottled out of it. He's all talk and no trousers!"

by Scratchibum February 5, 2014

three quarter length trousers

homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!

"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"

by mark10001 June 30, 2005

trouser whistle

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011