A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Tristan can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Tristan?
by Oi mumma November 23, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. A Putin-Loving-Nonce
by HumblePie733t June 7, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. by Dixie_Pixie November 16, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. He is soooooo sexy and hot he gets all of the hottest girls, and His birthday is going to be April 12 and he is the baddest ever and like I said he is soo sexy.
by fjlksd November 12, 2020
Get the Tristan Newtonmug. Tristan is a faulty ou. Often uses the phrase "yo mudders poess". Tristan stays in Mt Edgecombe but claims to spend most of his time in phoenix (unit 10) Tristan has an intense love for golf 1s and has no cherries
Tristan is a poes
by Mk1 lytie November 23, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021
Get the tristanmug.