Benedicticus Tovellatio

the mass of atoms which consolidates into elements that make up the skin, flesh, bones and nervous system that creates a sense of existance and self worth, creating the illusion of a persona who has used the world wide web, or "internet" to create images that release dopamine inside of my brain, and who has chosen to speak with me on multiple occasions and entertain my feeble mind, whoms't i consider to be a person worthy of my precious time, and who i enjoy interacting with.

Benedicticus Tovellatio the First of his kind, but last of his kin :feelsokayman:

by asmonL October 13, 2018

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Tippy Toed

trapped

Wait so you said you didn't like her but didn't you say you fucked her yesterday. Yo lyin ass get. tippy toed

by XxBoomer69cheeck_claperxX November 29, 2019

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Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020

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Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020

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2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

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