one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls

Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh

by Squatted February 5, 2022

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

Toots

Toots is the name of a gorgeous woman. She is loved by her family and constantly surrounds herself with them. Her nicknames include:
-Tootsie Roll
-Mama Bear
-Tootsy

“Hey what’s your moms name again?”
“Toots, why?”
“What kind of name is that?”
“A really pretty one”

by Alovingperson March 9, 2020

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010