one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Toot

Grab small titties (cup size A - B)

Yeah she was pretty flat - it was only a toot

by Thebasilisk February 14, 2020

lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!

“Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour”

by mixmastermark July 12, 2018

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015