shot ton

When auto correct screws you and Melodie is trying to poke fun.

It rained a shot ton.

Melodie says “ I hate when it rains a shot ton” as she mocks my auto correct.

Thanks Apple

by Realness838384&484 March 24, 2022

shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016

Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.

Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst

by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 28, 2011

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

10 tons navy wrecker

A wrecker used by the US navy

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker

by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023

Ton père

A word meaning ur father commonly used by NNS STUDENTS

Herh ton père

by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025