Con 1 pulled out his shank, stabbed con 2 and then had sex with his injury, thus resulting in shank rape.
Con2: You just got cum in my blood!
Con1: You got blood, in my cum!
Con2: You just got cum in my blood!
Con1: You got blood, in my cum!
by Baconman124 May 1, 2010

by Dave25 September 23, 2009

by I J Moore October 30, 2007

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.
"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.
by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison, sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons.
When we was rioting in the joint and the pigs came to stop us, I busted out my prison shank and killed those mo' fuckin 5-0's
by matkl September 16, 2006

When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.
by Gum shanker April 24, 2009
