Netflix and chill

human: shut the fuck up

i said shut up

Netflix and chill

by some kid took my name October 30, 2019

netflix and chill

when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend wanna come over and fuck but you dont want other people knowing

“hey babe, wanna netflix and chill?”

“sure, but why did u say it like that?”

“my moms here ;)”

by rootbeerwoman June 23, 2020

Netflix and squeal

When she wanna get down, but ain't the one.

We're going steady, ya kno?

Ohhh...so a netflix and squeal kinda thing?

by Kingtrolo64p August 26, 2022

netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

Law of Netflix

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.

*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

by teamfreewill May 24, 2013

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

netflix and chill

to watch harry potter and eat ramen.

Q: What’s your tip for staying at home?
JW: Netflix and chill.
DY: I called Jungwoo on Christmas... he was having instant noodles & watching Harry Potter.

by summer’s hottest guys December 27, 2020