Three P's

Pussy, Plate of food, and a Place to stay. The only things a man really needs. Usually a stupid lonely woman can provide these things at her own expense.
Lonely Woman: "It's alright. He'll get a job soon. I'm just helping him out until his consulting business gets off the ground."

Savvy Friend: "Don't even kid yourself, girl. All he wants is the Three P's"
by Cor-dog April 03, 2009
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three fourths

The gayest saying ever. Something a wannabe trend setter would say.

1. Being three quarters retarted (more than partially retarded)
2. Way of proclaiming yourself to be gay, simply through use of this terrible, terrible insult.
Spam: "Dud, you dropped those fries. What're you, three fourths?"
Dinky: "...."
by NEDM May 29, 2006
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three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")
"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"
by jonbeazles August 24, 2004
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Three Os

Old, oriental, ovaries. A pig headed way some shmuck might try to guess the reason the car in front of his is going so slow.
Check out this car, driving 10 under and the blinker still on. Hope you're not in a hurry, I think we got the three Os in front of us.
by Princess Stinkypants April 27, 2016
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three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.
After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.
by zoorlac September 19, 2011
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three muskequeers

Calling a gang of three to four males homosexual in a derogatory manner.
Looks like the three muskequeers finally decided to make an appearance.
by acool40 March 19, 2015
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Three in the Hand

Poker game variant related to Omaha Hold'em, widespread in Hispanic groups and introduced to Anglo groups in Baja California, Southern California, Northern Mexico, Texas and Arizona.

Players receive four private cards, three of which must be combined with two of the five community cards on the board to form a poker hand . Hence the name "Three in the Hand"

By comparison Omaha or "Two in the Hand" as it in sometimes known in Hispanic communities uses just two of the four private cards to combine with three of the five community cards on the board to form a poker hand.

Betting occurs after the initial deal of four cards, after the three card flop, after the turn card and after the river card.

Like Omaha the game is often played with a high low split. Local rule variants may apply to to qualifying the low or allowing any low even pairs. Some groups require that you declare low, high or both by placing none, one or two chips in your hand at the showdown. If you declare both you must win both not just one.
Juan couldn't keep up we where switching between: Texas Hold'em, Omaha Hold'em, and Three in the Hand. He kept misreading his hand and tapped out early.

We play Omaha and "Two in the Hand", in "Two in the Hand" you have to declare like in "Three in the Hand" otherwise they are the same game.
by Mike the Monger October 21, 2009
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