An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.
Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!
by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022
Get the arkansas handshakemug. Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.
by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013
Get the Siberian handshakemug. To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.
by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020
Get the Cobargo handshakemug. At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
Get the patriot handshakemug. by Mywifegotcapwned December 10, 2019
Get the Kentucky Handshakemug. Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
by WertherButt November 27, 2022
Get the Hot handshakemug. by electrocaine November 15, 2021
Get the Manitoba Handshakemug.