Toxic Driver

Bramty: "Why do you drive like that I just told you I spilled something on me!, SLOW DOWN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Bramty: "yk what you are a TOXIC DRIVER I hate when you drive I really do!" "GET of imma drive now

Louis: "THAT WASEN"T ME THO" "Lie and deny"

by Gen304 June 20, 2022

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Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.

Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.

by Truestorywords September 15, 2010

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slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.

"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"

by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019

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Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.

The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023

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