covid convenience

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

by washyourhands March 16, 2021

Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

COVID-Munging

This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.

Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?

Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?

Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020

COVID-21

All CoVID (i.e., SARS-CoV-2) strains in 2021, the most well-known being Delta and Omicron.

CoVID-21 just had to ruin the plans we dreamt of for our entire lives.

by Zlaze May 17, 2022

Covid Hobby

A random hobby you pick up when you have covid brain.

New covid hobby gots me searching through all my change to find a penny worth 30,000 dollars.

by Debful77 October 27, 2023

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

adverts of COVID

It comes up all the time on TVs and everything.

Urban Dictionary: adverts of COVID*
Everywhere else: adverts of COVID*

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 26, 2020