A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023
 Get the smooshed Twinkiemug.
Get the smooshed Twinkiemug. by Gwee-duh  September 21, 2020
 Get the twinkie meowmug.
Get the twinkie meowmug. by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019
 Get the frozen twinkiemug.
Get the frozen twinkiemug. I just did a Twinkie-Twist!
by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021
 Get the Twinkie-Twistmug.
Get the Twinkie-Twistmug. When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
by Mercflow September 7, 2022
 Get the Texas Twinkiemug.
Get the Texas Twinkiemug. by Pr. Murffles  November 17, 2018
 Get the Tahoe Twinkymug.
Get the Tahoe Twinkymug. Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.
by pupxi0 November 10, 2019
 Get the ground twinkiemug.
Get the ground twinkiemug.