pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).

That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.

by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008

dirty-pumpkin

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.

1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

by Snakeshit May 22, 2008

pumpkin wand

another name for the penis

He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.

by Willis Puffington December 19, 2006

Pumpkin 2.0

An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"

Pumpkin 2.0 is very pumpkiny. I mean, pumpconic

by AnonymousP134$3 December 21, 2020

Creamy Pumpkin

When you make a girl come using the same tool you scoop pumpkin seeds from Jack-O-Lantern with.

Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.

by juicedizzle November 8, 2011

hungry pumpkin

a game on scratch that now a meme

young boy:wanna play hungry pumpkin
bro:memes

by thatonekidonscratch October 26, 2020

pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010