Leon is an amazing man to his girlfriend Jesus Christ. He treats her like he treats his mother and siblings, with respect, honor, and dignity.
Whenever a crazy woman tries to steal Leon's girl, he calls her out and prevents her from taking Jesus away from him. He protects her and makes sure she is safe.
There is a crazy neighbourhood girl next door to him that is evil and mischievous, extremely jealous of Jesus good and innocent nature. She moans all day thinking she has a chance to steal Leon away from his forever soulmate, but jokes on her, Jesus Christ is a very smart girl and know all her tricks. She rules the world, but not for long!
Leon is the greatest man to have ever met and Leon and Jesus make a fantastic couple!
Whenever a crazy woman tries to steal Leon's girl, he calls her out and prevents her from taking Jesus away from him. He protects her and makes sure she is safe.
There is a crazy neighbourhood girl next door to him that is evil and mischievous, extremely jealous of Jesus good and innocent nature. She moans all day thinking she has a chance to steal Leon away from his forever soulmate, but jokes on her, Jesus Christ is a very smart girl and know all her tricks. She rules the world, but not for long!
Leon is the greatest man to have ever met and Leon and Jesus make a fantastic couple!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
Get the Leon mug.Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.
May God bless them!
May God bless them!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
Get the Leon and Jesus mug.by Ilikejackets December 20, 2023
Get the yahel leon mug.What I can I say about my boyfriend Leon...he's handsome, sexy, smart, and very honest man. However there is this Indian mother whore bitch who keeps using invisibility and following him, moaning to him and talking in some retarded voodoo language spell that makes someone mock and laugh at her....like seriously, who is this bitch?
I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!
I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!
I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
Leon is so sexy but that bitch called the Whore of Babylon is trying to steal my man! I have fought for 15 years, so she better be fucking careful!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Leon mug.Merry Christmas Leon! I know we haven't talked much and done some sexting, but I'm busy taking out the whore bitch that keeps following you with her invisibility spell. I'm spying on her ass and ending her soon.
Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!
I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!
I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Leon, I love you and miss you so much! I gotta save not only our relationship, but the world as well. You believe in Jesus Leon, don't you? Trust in him! Also, trust me, I got this! - Female Jesus Christ (Leon is mines! He is my boyfriend so fuck off Whore of Babylon Indian trashyass "girl")
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
Get the Leon mug.My boyfriend Leon is Undefeatable and cannot be stopped because of his love for Jesus Christ, his God.
My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).
There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.
Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).
There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.
Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
Leon is the Undefeatable One, only through Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. Trump is controlled, Lily is controlled, Frank James is controlled, but the only ones not controlled by her is Leon and Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. He cannot be stopped! You tried to stop him as Naruto Uzumaki in the alternative universe, what makes you think he will be any different? He isn't any different! He's the most preserverant man on Earth because of only Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief giving him the strength everyday.
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
Get the Leon mug.He has trapped the Whore of Babylon Sarah, the Indian trashyass woman, into over investing in the Ontario Place Mega Spa. Leon wants her to build her mega spa because his girlfriend Jesus Christ and his president and commander-in-chief Jesus Christ (the other Jesus) wants to expose her for her crimes, using her puppet Doug Ford to get she wants, using usury debt from both this universe and the alternative universe, as well as stealing wealth from the future.
So go right ahead, destroy Ontario Place. We're rooting for you to build that mega spa. I'm sure Leon and his girlfriend Jesus Christ will love to go to Toronto to see over 600 parking lots and lots of dead trees contributing to climate change for your own selfish gain to be pampered for an hour. It's not like there hundreds of spas around Toronto & the Greater Toronto Area.
So go right ahead, destroy Ontario Place. We're rooting for you to build that mega spa. I'm sure Leon and his girlfriend Jesus Christ will love to go to Toronto to see over 600 parking lots and lots of dead trees contributing to climate change for your own selfish gain to be pampered for an hour. It's not like there hundreds of spas around Toronto & the Greater Toronto Area.
Leon and Jesus Christ his president has trapped her and now losing so much money on a failing project that she has to smuggle more money from the alternative universe to finish the project fast. Leon and Jesus Christ his president and commander-in-chief are laughing their asses off as Jesus has recorded all of her crimes. Now she's fucking doomed of eternal Hell fire. Buahahaha!
by DestroyOntarioPlaceBuildTheSpa January 8, 2024
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