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Karen

A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.

Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Why can’ t the plane takeoff?

Pilot: Karen
by GreenOlive.exe/Runtime:error September 26, 2019
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Karen

1)n. A middle-aged, entitled woman (particularly blonde) who throws a temper tantrum when someone refuses to bring her to the manager
2)n. An actress who portrays Amy Pond on Doctor Who
3)n. A character on Spongebob who serves as Plankton's computer wife
4)n. See Snob
by 3du August 18, 2020
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Karen

Karen is generally stereotyped as entitled, obnoxious, occasionally racist while having a blonde bob haircut, asking to speak to retail and restaurant managers to voice complaints or make demands, and being close-minded and behind-the-times. Karen constantly writes nasty responses on Facebook either commenting on articles or on fb groups.
Karen was at it again today trying to start drama on a facebook moms group
by Joemmack June 9, 2020
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Karen

A Karen as they are often known- signs of a Karen-
1.”may I speak to your manager
2.Anti Vax
3.Vegan
4.she took the kids
5.works for an MLM “Hey HUUUUNNNNN wanna buy some seeennsiii?!?!,!?.?”
This bitch, lets call her Karen”
-R/EntitledParents
by Urbun Biyptchonary May 3, 2019
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Karen

MILF annoying boomer , mother of 3 demon spawn brats , drives a volvo, may i speak to your manager haircut, antivaxx parent who wonders why her children are dying of measles.

Currently speaking to your manager
Joel - Did you see that Karen?
Yoesph - No
Joel - She's insane!
by KoriTheGlaceon December 27, 2019
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Karen

A divorced middle age mom that think they’re atomically the boss
Karen: There was no ketchup in my kids happy I want a refund

Employee: oh sorry ma’am, let me get some in the back
Karen: no I want to talk to the manager
by Djhall December 15, 2019
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Karen

She is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is kind, caring, and is the nicest person I know. She can be funny but is very serious because she cares. You could drown in her laugh. Her laugh is so beautiful and it is contagious. She is the nicest person you will ever know.
Wow! Karen is amazing.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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